When I loved in with Kevin and Kate in Crouch End (for three months!) Dexter Fletcher lived next door. Apparently. I never saw him though Kevin regaled me with tales of whateverhernameis who used to go out with him coming over in her car to see him. I tell a lie, I think I did see him 'in the area'.

I moved back to Owen's flat, and literally, within weeks Dexter Fletcher moved in to a flat almost directly opposite. He had grown a moustache. He looked very stupid.

Even more embarrassing than the moustache as an idea was that it seemed that literally every time I left the flat, he'd be walking down the road. It was almost as if we were synchronised. Very, very awkward.